Courtesy update part II

How is it going y'all?


Pardon my southern welcome. It's been a long day. I came off writing a hefty psychology essay that was too long for comfort and I felt like writing about something that *does* interest me.


It's been a rather uneventful few weeks since I last updated with a hilarious new entry. School has kept me in a vicegrip and it's not going to loosen up for a few more weeks. Considering I'm pretty much on schedule in terms of assignments, there aren't any worries. 


Not for me, anyways.


Sadly enough, the fans (and wrestlers) had to say goodbye to Randy "Savage" Poffo. One violent car crash later and the Macho Man was cruisin'  for his booking up above. Figuratively speaking, obviously.


The past few weeks have been rather consistent. TNA  Impact Wrestling has some "Cornette Face"- booking going on. (Sting is still champion, Russo is still there; same goes for Bischoff and Hogan). Homegrown talent is still sitting out PPV's. You catch the drift, I'm sure.


WWE has been slightly more entertaining. On one hand, you got a Khali heel turn, which will be about as effective as dieting is for Mark Henry. Khali's new partner in crime seems like a kid who can properly work, so at least one guy is gonna be entertaining when Khali hits the ring. That's definitely less cringeworthy than a Hogan vs Sting match taking place soon.


On the other hand, you've got Randy Orton and Christian working a program around the WHC (though really, the belt's on the wrong guy). Not to mention the fact that the main contender for the diva's title is ... Kelly Kelly.


I realise there's a proper shortage of valid contenders but having Kelly is pushing it. If you look back at Kelly's matches since 2006, you realise she lost a good number of them (about 99%). The sole reason I remember that is because to me, she's the only diva who's cockmelting hot.


At Over the Limit, we saw the debut of Kharma, who is an amazing if not awesome wrestler/diva, despite the fact she resembles King Kong. Or Aja Kong, for good measure. Let's recollect, shall we?


Vignettes aired, a lot. She's probably the only diva who has had a proper build up leading towards her debut. Including the slightly corny "You can't spell Kharma without harm" - shtick. Fair deal, she's good.


So she had this awesome build up, complete with decimating everyone in sight. Then last week, she drops to her knees, cries and everybody's questioning what the fuck is up.


"fuck" is perhaps the best way to describe what is up. Kia Stevens, 270 pounds of hurt, is pregnant. Truthfully, a woman who looks like she eats concrete for breakfast isn't the kinda girl I'd unfurl my schlong to.
But, her obgyn was pretty specific when she asked. She's effectively "expecting". Regardless of the awful timing and possible release she'll be facing ... congratulations, Kia. But if they'll call you Kharmama from now on, I will set fire to the house of Vince Russo. I know he wouldn't have anything to do with it, but he's truly the only one who deserves it. And I'd probably be selling dry grass at the streetcorner if it happened.


In happy news, Jim Cornette is planning to release Cornette face t-shirts! Yippee! And now Maffew (of Botchamania fame) is trying to anxiously contact Cornette, because he's already selling 'em. Heh.
In related news, june 9th is the official "Cornette-face"-day. That day, you are to change your profile picture on various sites to the famous Cornette face. DO IT.


This is probably going to be it for a while. Unless something actually happens that makes me go "huh?" (excluding TNA programming), this won't be updated as frequently as usual (hahaha!) 


Oh, I've watched every single episode of Tough Enough so far (except the one aired yesterday) and I simply love the fact that Bill DeMott is a vat of great one-liners. He's like my second-favorite comedian now.


~D.