Pleasing the vocal minority (and the unspoken majority at that)

So, I haven't come across anything that would make me rant like a mofo. Well, not anything I've ranted on before. The wrestling business has got me at a stalemate, so to speak.

But, to ensure interest in this microspace on the world wide web, here's a picture of a woman who is gorgeous, humble, talented and ... whatever other compliment you can think of.

you're welcome. Actually, she's the reason I'm quite behind on wrestling, seeing as I've been watching a lot of shows in which she starred ... until they all got cancelled by those right-winged motherfuckers at Fox Broadcasting.

Might as well plug the shows I've seen. They're out on DVD and are very likely easily pirated too.
Firefly, for one. It's about fucking Space Cowboys! FUCKING HELL YEAH!

Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, for two. She plays a terminator! I don't know about you all, but if she was hunting to kill me, I'd let her.

Now, I of course have to explain to everyone why I get all giddy whenever someone says "Terminator". Ahnuld Shwartzenekker has nothing to do with that. Seriously.


Oh, and Matt Hardy made his debut in TNA. LOL. When I met him, he was quite nice. Shook his hand and all that shit, but seriously ... he's a humongous tool (by Michael Cole standards). If half the TNA lockerroom sniggers when you arrive, you know there's something wrong.

Oh, and a last message to Kevin Nash: WWE doesn't want you, TNA could do without you. If you say you're retired, do not Funk it up.

Anyone who gets that reference deserves a motherfucking cookie.

Wondering why I used so many fucking F-words? Samuel L. Jackson did my spellcheck.


~D.

One final quote to finish off:
Dudleys: "Terry, you can't piss in that trashcan, we're in public!"
Terry Funk: "Goddammit, I'm the Funker..."
*Terry Funk takes a piss*